masturbation

the wife and I went out last night after the h0ckey game. We needed a few beers and headed to our local place. Which wasn't too packed, but we found a place at the bar. We're drinking and talking, a little, and drinking some more.

And somehow the topic turned to masturbation, or maybe it turned to Nch and then it turned to masturbation. The wife said "i can't believe i'm going to tell you this, don't tell Nch" and of course i said "of course".

She started telling me about the conversation she and Nch had when they went out recently. (trying to figure out how to summarize this). Nch told her about having some friends over and someone, a female, slept in her bed, and complained about something hard poking her in the back. Turned out it was Nch's vibrator. :O They talked more about that. It seems Nch has been enjoying herself for some time. Her sister used to complain that she was making too much with her bunk bed. I'm thinking some of this may be why she's so quick to want a d00r.

The wife talked about her masturbation. Which wasn't much. She's never used the bathroom faucet. And evidently can't actually get off. Not sure about toys, the topic wasn't discussed.
I mentioned again that I think Br was using the old electric flosser to have some fun, back when she was 14-16. And the wife said that's gross, don't even mention it. I said why don't you ask her when she's 25. See what she says.

Then I was asked about mine. I discussed humping the bed, and getting off that way, using a sock, and eventually using my own hand. My preferred method. Said I started when I was 12-13 and looking at my dad's porn magazines, Mostly Playboy but some other harder stuff.

She asked if I'd ever been caught. I said no. Other than maybe by her, and she wasn't' willing to help out. Seems she's only into my masturbation if she starts it.

So I've got THAT to think about.